Monday, December 13, 2010

A Sandwich Short of A Picnic

=an experiment in Artificial Stupidity
=a few beers short of a six-pack
=one brick short of a load
=not hitting on all six cylinders
=one fruit loop shy of a full bowl
=not playing with a full deck
=to have bats in the 
=a few clowns short of a circus
=to have kangaroo loose in the top paddock
=as crazy as a sack full of ferrets
=the wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
=the lift doesn't go to the top floor
=as mad as a hatter
=a few feathers short of a whole duck
=the lights are on, but nobody's home
=to have a screw loose
=not the sharpest knife in the drawer
=a few fries short of Happy Meal
=a few crumbs short of a crouton
=out to lunch
=one taco short of a combination plate
=a few fish short of a hat-stand
=a few peas short of a casserole
=as nutty as a fruit cake














thus,





















p/s:no offence to any stupid people aka moron out there (rofl)...and stupidity could not be fixed or even measured (lol)...

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